Friday, December 16, 2011

"Cougar Town" vocab lesson: "graysonship"

"graysonship"; noun:

  • a relationship with an emotionless robot (or closed-off partner).
Origin: Jules Cobb, portrayed by Courteney Cox, in "Cougar Town" episode 201, "All Mixed Up" (written by Bill Lawrence & Kevin Biegel).


Screen cap credit: JerkDoubleBitch.

Jules comes up with the term "graysonship" to describe her relationship with Grayson. Grayson is emotionally closed off and, therefore, somewhat robotic.



Grayson [doing the robot, with a robotic voice]: I don't like to feel things.
Jules: No he doesn't.

Use it in a sentence: "My boyfriend never opens up; this is a total graysonship."

Movie Mashup

Game: Movie Mashup
Origin: "Cougar Town", episode 201, written by Bill Lawrence & Kevin Biegel.

Photo credit: Yawgurt.com.


This is a really fun game to play with friends. On "Cougar Town" they call it a drinking game ("cause we drink while we play"), but it doesn't have to be. It would be especially great to play on long car trips, when you need to fill the time with something fun.

So how do you play? It's simple. You pick two movie titles that share a word (i.e. one ends with the word and the other starts with it). Then you describe what the plot of that movie would be, and your friends/the other players guess the title. Here are a few examples from our friends in "Cougar Town":

A crime-solving greyhound deals with racism in Brooklyn... Scooby Do(o) the Right Thing
A fat lasagna-loving cat plays baseball with his dead dad... Garfield of Dreams
Al Gore does a PowerPoint presentation on Madonna's naked body... An Inconvenient Truth or Dare

I love coming up with these mashups. I even tweaked it a little and did TV mashups for my Emmys party!

Hit me with your best mashup ideas... leave 'em in the comments and I'll feature a few of my favorites!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Quote of the Day

Maris, who runs the superb site Slaughterhouse 90210, posted this quote on Goodreads and I love it:

"For most people, there are only two places in the world. Where they live and their TV set. If a thing happens on television, we have every right to find it fascinating, whatever it is." 
- Don DeLillo, White Noise

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Costume idea: Liz Lemon of "30 Rock"

Halloween is right around the corner, and if you're looking for an easy, no-fuss TV costume, why not choose the First Lady of Couch Potatoes, Liz Lemon of "30 Rock"?






Dressing up like Liz Lemon is pretty simple. Start with her standard uniform of a button-down shirt under her "TGS with Tracy Jordan" hoodie.



Good news: you can snag the hoodie from the "30 Rock" NBC store. Bad news: it'll run you about $50. But come on, can't you think of a thousand other occasions you might have to wear it?! No? Well, come on, you can have it all! Including this sweatshirt. You can find a plaid-ish button-down anywhere, from the Gap to Goodwill, for not much cash. Throw 'em on with jeans and sneakers and you're ready to go!

Don't forget Liz Lemon's trademark glasses! Bonus if you already wear them (or, like me, are required by law to wear them while you operate a motor vehicle or take more than five steps in a row), but if not, just grab some cheapies from a drug store or dollar store and pop out the lenses if they're prescription. I was also "blessed" with naturally Liz-ish brown hair, so when I threw this costume together last year it didn't take much extra effort:



For good measure, I bought a cheapie "backstage pass" lanyard at iParty and wrote "Liz Lemon" on it, for any certified non-geniuses who couldn't already figure out who I was supposed to be. And voila! Suck it, nerds.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Places... from "Mad Men"

Game: Places
Origin: "Mad Men" episode 211, "The Jet Set", written by series creator Matthew Weiner.

When Don Draper (Jon Hamm) takes a business trip to Los Angeles, he meets a beautiful and intriguing woman named Joy (Laura Ramsey) and takes off with her. At dinner with her friends, the group plays a game called Places.

Screen cap credit: TakeSunset.com.


The point of the game is simple: one person names a city, and the next person has to name a different city that starts with the last letter of the name of the previous city.

For example:

Person A says Paris. Person B names a city starting with "s", such as San Diego. The next person names a city starting with "o", and so on.

It's not a complex or particularly thrilling game, but it would be a good time-killer in a situation where you're bored or want to seem sophisticated by naming a bunch of classy jet-set spots!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

"30 Rock" vocab lesson: "mind grapes"

"Mind grapes"; expression:
  • the fruit of one's mind, from which "juices" (ideas, concepts, etc.) may be produced.
Origin: Jack Donaghy, portrayed by Alec Baldwin, and Tracy Jordan, portrayed by Tracy Morgan, in "30 Rock" episode 107, "Tracy Does Conan" (written by Tina Fey).

Screen cap credit: Lore-85.

In "Tracy Does Conan", Jack Donaghy is trying to write a speech about Jack Welsh, saying that Welsh "squeezes... juice out of his workers' mind grapes". Liz and Jack agree it doesn't make sense, and moments later Tracy says, "what else is on my mind grapes?" ... perhaps confirming that it does not, indeed, make sense. But I dare you not to use it in your everyday life.


Use it in a sentence: "I'm on a deadline and I've got to squeeze every last drop of juice out of my mind grapes."

Wise words: Tracy Jordan of "30 Rock"

Tracy's keys to success:

Screencap credit: lore-85.


1. Live every week like it's Shark Week.

2. Dress every day like you're going to be murdered in those clothes.



Origin: "30 Rock" episode 104, "Jack the Writer", written by Tina Fey and Robert Carlock.